We asked some of Marvel's top writers. Well, Paul and Kieron, anyway.
|Writer||Title||Position on the problem of Wolverine bisection.|
Wolverine and the X-Men
|Actually, I forgot to ask him that. Damn.|
|Paul Cornell||Wolverine||No. It wouldn't work. You'd still only get one Wolverine.|
|Kieron Gillen||Uncanny X-Men||You would get two Wolverines. They then wouldn't fight. They would do the other thing.|
[Update on December 11, 2012: SpaceSquid has considered the implications of Wolverine bisection more deeply than I personally would have admitted to.]